Maybe one day I will need money so bad that I would not mind being called "The Dildo Maker" but that time is not now or in the near to distance future.
You horny devils....godness how did you perverts get my e-mail address anyway. There are plenty of places to get this stuff you don't need me to make them.
Man...sorry it was the third request this week and it had specs!
Update: Ok I take it back, everything above is false. They are 500 bucks each. Start sending me the orders, you get to pick a color I get to pick everything else. Lets see how bad you really want them.
Update2: Apparenty you people don't know a joke....or I had no idea what things sold for....just wow....I honestly don't make this stuff....man can't even joke around these parts anymore.